“Christmas Week Airport Parade” Presented By Bowen Yang, Ego Nwodim

Tonight Saturday Night Live, Bowen Yang and Nwodim’s money hosted the CIBO Express Christmas Sunday Airport Parade, live from Terminal C at Newark Liberty International Airport.

“It’s chaos, it’s chaos, and everyone’s scared,” sang their TSA agent character in the sketch. “It’s the Christmas Sunday Airport Parade!”

“Good night from Newark,” said Nwodim, “how do you say ‘New York’ if you’re on the pill, like me.”

Nwodim introduced himself as Agent Chartreuse Hamilton; Bowen, as Umberto.

“Umberto, what’s that name?” asked Chartreuse.

“Well, my parents weren’t sure about my name Berto,” Yang answered, “so they said to the nurse, ‘Hey, Berto?'”

“Love,” replied Chartreuse. “Umberto, who can we expect to see on the parade route this year?”

Umberto said there will be “some new looks,” as well as the return of “some old classics,” with Chartreuse then going to introduce “a nervous flyer that can be eaten kicked too early.”

“Hey, a thousand milligrams is low, right?” asked Andrew Dismukes nervously. “Because it’s only one gram, right?”

“Wrong,” deadpans Umberto, “but I’ll have what he has.”

Chartreuse shares that she’s done, and Umberto admits, “Girl, I hate that you’re coming to my house,” before introducing “the woman who made the stinky food for the flight,” played by Sarah Sherman.

Next, Martin Short appears as “Kenton Bean, an overly aggressive Delta Lounge employee,” who teases that the lounge has “the most beautiful buffet you’ll ever go to, if you’ve never been to a buffet.”

Others who stop include a TSA employee who says the same thing 12 different ways (Kenan Thompson), a woman who accidentally sits on a motorized suitcase (Kristen Wiig), Paul Rudd (playing himself), a white woman who is going to make it anyway. flight about her (Chloe Fineman), three employees from XpresSpa (Michael Longfellow, Ashley Padilla, and Devon Walker), a woman who wants to join the high mile club (Heidi). Gardner) and his girlfriend who is not (Emil Wakim), a gate agent with a name problem (Melissa McCarthy), the parade grand marshall, Captain Sully (Tom Hanks), and a group (including Marcello Hernandez) who recently had a cheap cosmetic job in Turkey.

Pondok hosts tonight’s episode, with Hozier as the musical guest. For the sketch video, check back later.